Someone Decided To Live The Dream And Take One Of Those Amazon Trucks For A Joyride Before Flying Out The Open Side Door
I can't be the only person that has dreamt of doing this, right? Amazon trucks are seemingly in some part of my neighborhood every minute of every day, including at 3 AM for those overnight deliveries as Jeff Bezos continues to stack enough cash to sail the world on his yacht with his "Alive Girl".
I don't know if it's the futuristic shape, the eye-catching color, or the fact they seem to seamlessly coast without making a sound (other than the noise when they backup which is the most annoying sound on the planet). But all I can think about every time I see another Amazon truck is how I want to hop in it while the deliveryman is dropping off three packages my neighbor forgot he ordered and get a little taste of that GTA life even if I get hit with at least two Wanted Stars to live out my dreams.
However the one difference between myself and the carjacker above is that I would always buckle up because as Uncle Chaps tells us, safety is always paramount. Especially when stealing cars, or in this case oversized trucks that likely require a special license and don't have fucking DOORS. I guess the part of my brain that prevents me from stealing cars like a pussy is also the part of the brain that tells me to put my seatbelt on, which must be why this daredevil is out living my dreams while I am just blogging about their abject stupidity after flying out of a moving truck they are driving from the comfort of my own home with no scrapes, scars, or road rash on me.